I’ve
always believed shows from the Comfort TV era have retained a timeless appeal
in part because they refrained from commentary on the issues of their day.
Would
Father Knows Best have been better if
Jim and Bud Anderson spent several episodes debating whether President
Eisenhower was doing a good job? Would a discussion about the Cuban Missile
Crisis have made one of Rob and Laura Petrie’s dinner parties more interesting?
I think it would have the opposite effect – taking viewers out of stories that,
because they cannot be dated so precisely, are as relatable now as they were 50
years ago.
Still,
some happenings are so culturally momentous that they were impossible to ignore
completely. One of them was The Beatles.
References
to the Fab Four can be heard in many classic ‘60s shows; when Opie joins a band
on The Andy Griffith Show (“Opie’s
Group”) Goober hopes they’ll be “as big as them Beagles.” And on The Beverly Hillbillies (“Hoe Down
A-Go-Go”) Miss Jane tells Mr. Drysdale that The Beatles are the top band in the
world. Drysdale still prefers Guy Lombardo.
Perhaps
the most Beatles-centric classic TV episode is “The Ladybugs” from Petticoat Junction‘s first season. The
three Bradley sisters, joined by Sheila James (Zelda on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis) don mop top wigs and form their own
band.
Kate’s
reaction to the Beatles is typical of many older folks of the day.
Uncle
Joe: “It’s the new sound!”
Kate:
“You mean, instead of music?”
The
Ladybugs perform a gender-switched (and off-key) version of The Beatles’ “I Saw
Her Standing There,” and actually appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show.
The episode is a lot of fun and far more
entertaining than the thematically similar Gilligan’s
Island episode “Don’t Bug the Mosquitoes.”
Some
of the most memorable episodes about Beatlemania are those that don’t mention
the group at all. Since the shows could never get the actual band to make an
appearance, they looked for a surrogate with the right hair and the right
accents. Enter Chad Stuart and Jeremy Clyde.
Chad
& Jeremy began performing together in 1962, the same year the Beatles had
their first #1 single (“Love Me Do”). From 1964-1966, at the height of their
U.S. chart success (7 top-40 hits), they boosted their profile on three Comfort
TV classics.
In
1965 they played Fred and Ernie, aka The Redcoats, on The Dick Van Dyke Show (“Here Come the Redcoats”). The band is
booked to perform on The Alan Brady Show,
but crazed fans keep finding them at every hotel, so Mel persuades Rob to let
the duo stay with the Petries. Of course, the secret gets out and pandemonium
ensues. The episode features two songs, “My, How the Times Goes By” and “No
Other Baby.”
Of
all the ersatz Beatles shows, this is the one that most closely parallels the
uproarious atmosphere of the era – and is also the most dubious about
whether it was justified. Those sentiments are summed up in the Bill Persky-Sam
Denoff script by Buddy’s rebuff, “Boy,
if I had funny hair like that and no talent, I could have made a million.”
As
for Chad & Jeremy, they know why they were hired and deliver Liverpool
lilts and self-effacing charm in abundance. Hopefully it eased some fears among
older viewers that music really wasn’t going to hell because of all these
long-haired foreigners.
On an episode of The Patty Duke Show that aired just one
week after “The Redcoats are Coming,” Chad & Jeremy play Nigel &
Patrick, an undiscovered act that Patty helps propel to stardom. The duo’s
performances are more natural here, without the silly forced humor in the
Redcoats show.
The episode (“Patty Pits Wits, Two Brits
Hit”) once again illustrates how the musical generation gap that started in
the 1950s only widened after the British Invasion. “Mindless, monotonous
drivel” is how Patty’s father describes the then-current music scene. It’s also
the best of the group’s classic TV appearances as they perform two of their
best songs, “Yesterday’s Gone” and “A Summer Song,” plus the equally catchy
“The Truth Often Hurts the Heart.”
The
following year, Chad & Jeremy pop up in Gotham City, playing themselves for
once, and have their voices stolen by Catwoman (likely a bit of wish-fulfillment
for some). When she tries to ransom their voices for $22 million. Steve Allen,
playing a talk show host, quips “No one will pay that much money for those
voices!”
“The
Cat’s Meow/The Bat’s Kow Tow” is a typically strong Julie Newmar show (I still
don’t think anyone has played Catwoman better) written by Stanley Ralph Ross.
“Distant Shores” is another strong folk-rock performance from Chad & Jeremy,
but “Teenage Failure” is best forgotten.
Also
best forgotten is “That’s Noway, Thataway,” a 1966 episode of Laredo that (according to Wikipedia) was
intended as a pilot for a Chad & Jeremy series. Best I can tell after
watching it for the first time last week, they were trying for a Bob Hope - Bing
Crosby vibe from their series of ‘Road’ films; Chad and Jeremy play cowardly,
fast-talking actors who use their trunk of theatrical costumes to assume new
identities in each town they visit. Here, Chad plays a preacher, hoping to
deliver one sermon and abscond with the contents of the collection plate.
It
doesn’t work. Happily, Chad and Jeremy would go on to better projects. They
would never be the Beatles but they surpassed that legendary band in longevity,
as the duo is still performing together more than 50 years after their
formation. And now that we’ve lived through punk and death metal, Eminem and
Nicki Minaj, it’s hard to believe that their gentle, folksy tunes were once
viewed as a danger to decency.
Since you didn't mention it ...
ReplyDeleteChad Stuart's son, James Patrick Stuart, has had a pretty good career going acting on TV for some years now.
As a boy, he did a short stint on Galactica 1980, playing Dr. Zee.
As an adult, James Patrick Stuart has established himself as an edgy younger actor, with many prime time series guest appearances (check IMDB).
Currently, James Patrick Stuart can be seen as Valentin Cassadine, the latest good/bad guy on General Hospital.
Far from a "Teenage Failure", if you ask me ...
Indeed. And Jeremy Clyde also became quite the staple on British television, including on Downton Abbey.
DeleteWhat a coincidence, the Patty Duke episode was on this morning 9-22-17, on Antenna TV.
ReplyDeleteMr. Hofstede, what do you have to say about the countercultural phase of The Beatles?
ReplyDeleteFor a camp classic, check out the following URL:
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/mZyI2sWcA7g
This Just In:
ReplyDeleteChad Stuart passed on yesterday, aged 79.
His son, James Patrick Stuart from General Hospital, posted a sweet tribute to his Dad on the net (I'd link to it if I knew how ...).
RIP from 'Unknown', above.
Jeremy Clyde still performs. He plays dates with Peter Asher, half of "Peter and Gordon" and they do hits from both of the duos.
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