One of the first pieces on this blog focused on the unique circumstances surrounding an interview with Tom Wopat for my Dukes of Hazzard book. That piece received some of the
most positive feedback of anything on Comfort TV thus far, so here’s a follow-up, about
my interview with Catherine Bach.
Some people may
assume that when a writer signs a contract for a book on a TV series, he or she
is automatically granted access to the stars of the show. I must confess that,
for a brief moment back then, I thought so myself. After all, I wasn’t “just” a
fan anymore, I was a professional with a job to do.
But since my
book contract for The Dukes of Hazzard: An Unofficial Companion did not come with a list of phone
numbers (and this was pre-Internet), I began my quest by finding home addresses
for the stars through agency contacts, and a research library in Los Angeles.
To each one I sent a cover letter with a copy of the book proposal. I had no
idea what the rate of response would be, but I was pretty sure of Catherine
Bach, because I had met her before.
In 1981, almost
20 years before I was offered the book, I waited in an autograph line at a Las Vegas car show to
have my picture taken with TV’s Daisy Duke. That photograph appears on page 87
of the Companion.
So obviously, I
had nothing to worry about. I’d just say “Hey, Catherine, remember me? We met
for 30 seconds 19 years ago at a car show. I’m doing a book now. Can I
interview you?” But my letter was not answered. Apparently, those 30 seconds
didn’t have the same lasting impact on her.
Turns out I had
the wrong address anyway. That happens a lot. Celebrities move so often you’d
think they had trouble paying the mortgage. Back then, two or three letters to
different places (office, home, agency) were fairly standard when trying to
reach someone in the Hollywood community, and I was still waiting for a
response from Ms. Bach when I flew to L.A. for my interview with John
Schneider.
The details of that day will also be covered at some point in the future, but I have to
mention it now because it was through John Schneider that I was at last able to
reach Catherine.
We were about a
third of the way through our interview, which was being conducted in his
dressing room, during a break from his hosting chores on the short-lived series
Ordinary/Extraordinary.
I had the car show picture with me, and while we were chatting I pulled it out
to show him. To my surprise he really enjoyed seeing it. Looking back, I think that photo upgraded my status from a writer doing a job to a fan
who once cared enough about The Dukes of Hazzard to stand in line for the chance to meet
one of its stars. Being “just” a fan meant something after all.
John asked if I
had talked to Catherine, and I told him I wrote to her but hadn’t received any
response yet. He took out his cell phone and called her.
“I’m talkin’ to
a guy who’s doing a book on the show,” John said. “He really knows his stuff.
He’s even got a picture that he took with you at a car show. You should talk to
him.” Then he handed me the phone.
Now, I like to
prepare for things like that in advance. I admit, I’m one of those people who actually
writes out answering machine messages before I leave them. Had I known I’d be
speaking to Catherine Bach, I’d have had my pitch scripted. My first talk with
her would also have been easier if I wasn’t in a room with John and about ten
other people, all of whom thought this might be interesting and stopped what
they were doing to listen.
Fortunately, I kept my stammering to a minimum and
Catherine was wonderful. By this time she had plenty of practice patiently
talking to guys my age who thought about her legs the way my dad’s generation
recalled Betty Grable’s.
We scheduled
the interview for a week later, at her home in Encino, which worked out well as
I was heading back to L.A. anyway to interview the series’ creator,
Gy Waldron.
A maid let me
into her spacious ranch home; as I
walked through the foyer into the family room, I spotted the large painting of
Catherine that appeared in the Dukes episode “Heiress Daisy Duke.” I was offered a drink, and told that
Catherine would be with me momentarily. A few minutes later she appeared,
wearing a black dress with a knee-high slit. She was accompanied by a very
large black dog who appeared ready to swallow my tape recorder while my hand
was still attached to it. I believe this was her way of saying, “I don’t know
you yet, so watch your step.”
She sat down in
the chair next to mine and said, “Okay, so where’s this picture of you and me?”
(again with the picture!). She laughed at seeing it, and gave me the first
quote I used from her for the book, about how she loved doing the car shows
because it took her mind off the marital problems she was having at the time. That
broke the ice, and we spent the next three hours looking back on her life and
times in Hazzard County. The giant dog was quickly dispatched to the backyard, and when
the interview was over I got a hug from Daisy as she walked me to the front
door.
One other story
should be told here, about how Catherine came to write the book’s Foreword. My
first thought was to ask John Schneider to do it, as his enthusiasm for the
show was still so palpable during our interview. However, my only access to him
was through the email address of his assistant, and I wonder to this day if he
actually received the request. He seemed to have such a wonderful time talking
about Dukes that I couldn’t imagine him turning this down. My suspicion
is that John’s the kind of guy who would say yes to almost every call for help
from a friend or fan, and his assistants are there to screen these requests so their
client will have enough time to do the jobs that pay the bills.
So I approached
Catherine next, with the advantage of being able to call her directly.
Without hesitating she said “Sure, whatever you need.” Having agreed so
quickly, however, she later discovered that the task was a little more
difficult than she had anticipated. She called several times over the next few
weeks, to read her latest draft and ask for suggestions. The final result was
certainly worth the wait.
Every guy who
grew up with The Dukes of Hazzard fell a little in love with Catherine Bach, and I was no
exception. The chance to meet and spend some time with her ranks among my favorite experiences in writing the book. That’s why I couldn’t resist
sending her flowers after our interview. Daisies, of course.
Great story! I thought I'd add a comment to be the first here. :)
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