As with any fan of classic television, I am wary of any attempt to reboot a classic series, and I am always disappointed by the results when it happens.
Do I need to provide examples? The Bionic Woman in 2007, The Twilight Zone in 2019, Lost in Space in 2018, Charlie’s Angels in 2011, Kojak, Magnum P.I., The Odd Couple…the list is long and undistinguished. I know many people preferred the newer version of Battlestar: Galactica over the original, but I couldn’t get into either one.
Despite this pitiful track record, there are five Comfort TV shows that I believe could be successfully revived, if done right.
Just to be clear – what I want is an actual remake, not a series like Velma that tries to exploit a familiar concept and characters, while “reimagining” the material for a different era and ignoring the qualities that made the original a success. I know it can be done – I’m just not sure if there’s anyone left with the courage to try it.
Honey West
The premise of Honey West should work in any era – a smart, sassy, sexy female private eye taking on cases with a burly partner who she may or may not also be seeing after business hours.
The premise of Honey West should work in any era – a smart, sassy, sexy female private eye taking on cases with a burly partner who she may or may not also be seeing after business hours.
The series was certainly ahead of its time in 1965, as a forerunner to shows featuring an independent female protagonist who can handle herself in a fight. That genre would reach its zenith 30 years later with Xena, La Femme Nikita and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
But Honey, the stylish private investigator played by Anne Francis, got there first. At least in America. The Brits had already introduced Cathy Gale on The Avengers, who would be replaced by Diana Rigg as Emma Peel in 1965, the same year Honey West debuted on ABC.
Casting will be key here – I wish I could offer some suggestions about who would be a worthy successor to Francis, but I’m too out of touch with current pop culture.
One of the original show’s strengths was atmosphere, established through a jazzy music score and film noir vistas of Los Angeles in stark black and white. Going black and white with a new series would be a daring option but maybe Generation Alpha or whatever under 30s are called these days might find the novelty appealing.
I’d also keep it as a half-hour detective series – we’re all busier these days so establish a case, add a couple of twists and wrap it up.
Jonny Quest
The big question with Jonny Quest is whether to keep it as an animated series or try a live action version. I think animated would be the more viable option, as action scenes with an 11-year-old boy firing a machine gun at bad guys might hit differently with a real kid behind the gun.
But I want traditional hand-drawn animation, as richly detailed as what Doug Wildey brought to the original – not the computer-generated junk that was interesting when Pixar was launched but now seems cold and tired. Adding Hoyt Curtin’s jazzy theme is another must, and let’s bring back the whole gang – Hadji, Jade and Dr. Zin. We can keep Jonny’s loyal bulldog Bandit as well, only please cut back on his constant yapping.
And please also resist the temptation to make Dr. Quest and Race Bannon a couple. Leave that stuff to the fanfic crowd.
Ellery Queen
After creating one of TV’s greatest detectives in Columbo, Richard Levinson and William Link introduced Ellery Queen to television, in the genial presence of star Jim Hutton. Set in the 1940s, the series revolved around Queen assisting his police detective father (David Wayne) on baffling murder mysteries. The high point of each episode had Hutton turning to the camera and addressing the audience at home, just before he cracked the case. “Have you figured it out?” he’d ask, before reminding us of the suspects and the most important clues. Rarely has it been more fun to match wits with the characters on screen.
Ellery Queen stories have been published since the 1920s, so a new show would not be locked into any time. I would be fine if they followed the lead of Sherlock and set the stories in present day. Just don’t change the essentials – Queen is a mystery writer based in New York who assists his father on difficult cases.
I’d want the same qualities that Jim Hutton brought to the lead role: Ellery was brilliantly perceptive, without the arrogance of Holmes or the wiliness of Columbo. Could such a genial, laid-back character carry a series in 2025?
Playhouse 90
The anthology series was a staple of an earlier television era, featuring a new original movie-length drama every week. Playhouse 90 was considered one of the best if not the best entry in this genre, so let’s shoot for that high standard with a remake.
There’s no difference between TV and movies anymore, when films that debut on Netflix earn Oscar nominations. A modern-day anthology could be mounted on the same scale. But I’d rather see how well our creative community could do with the same challenges of its 1950s forbears – studio-bound productions, presented live, that rely on intelligent scripts and powerful performances over scope and spectacle. Can they produce something as memorable as “Patterns” or “Charley’s Aunt?”
The Rat Patrol
This is the only series on this list where I believe a remake has the potential to improve upon the original. The Rat Patrol had a great premise: In World War II, a four-man commando unit carried out missions to thwart the German Afrika Corps, led by General Rommel. It was a (slightly) more realistic A-Team, based on the exploits of actual combat units.
One of the best aspects of the series is personified by Eric Braeden, now a soap opera icon but back then a journeyman actor still using the name Hans Gudegast. He had the Col. Klink misfortune of always being outsmarted by his adversaries, but he brought a quiet dignity to a thankless role.
Television hasn’t given us a good World War II series since Band of Brothers, or a good action series since MacGyver (the 1985 version, not the 2016 one). I never thought the original Rat Patrol fully lived up to its potential, but an action-packed remake with a charismatic cast could be a hit – while also serving as a needed reminder of the heroism of our military when the world was at a tipping point. A boost in patriotism would be most welcome as we approach America’s 250th anniversary, and I’ll take it anywhere I can find it.