How many television shows are still fondly remembered after 50 years? Quite a few around here, I know – but among the non-tv obsessed? That thins the herd to a much smaller number. But I think Charlie’s Angels belongs in that company – and apparently so do the folks at The Paley Center for Media, who recently hosted a 50th anniversary celebration of this iconic series at Hollywood’s Dolby Theatre.
I cowrote The Charlie’s Angels Casebook back in 2000 so it’s been a long time since I’ve been in the company of the show’s stars. Was it worth the trip to see Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd together again? I thought so, but after it was over I left the theater with mixed feelings.
Just as an aside – “Hollywood” gets more awful every year. I feel for the tourists, especially those from overseas expecting something glamorous as they stroll the Walk of Fame. And I’d also like a word with whomever scheduled this event on a Monday when Musso & Frank Grill was closed. If the reunion turned sour, at least I’d have had a decent steak to salvage the evening.
There was indeed a chance that things could have gotten tense, as this was likely the first time Kate and Cheryl were in the same room since the series ended. The Casebook detailed their strained relationship, and some of the stories shared were too incendiary to print without risking a lawsuit.
The good news is that it wasn’t acrimonious. But it wasn’t joyful either. The moderator - apparently chosen because he won five Emmys and not because he knew anything about the show - did not do a great job. Some of his questions were silly and merited the polite cold shoulder they received. Any real fan (or anyone who even read the book) could have better focused on where the nostalgic sweet spots were, while avoiding the minefields.
The video clips selected to highlight why the show is worth remembering were poorly chosen. There was no mention of David Doyle, who provided able support throughout the series’ five-season run while Angels kept coming and going.
Shelley Hack and Tanya Roberts were included in the film clips (to appreciative audience applause) but were likewise ignored in the discussion.
Perhaps most disappointing was a lack of warmth among the trio of stars. Questions that should have been easy to answer, if their memories were happy and vivid, received almost no response. There wasn’t much laughter over shared recollections, favorite moments or favorite episodes. Only one episode (“Angels in Chains”) was specifically mentioned, and Cheryl Ladd wasn’t even in that one.
As a result, what should have been a celebration came off more like an obligation among three coworkers who once shared the same office. They were happy with the show’s success but not eager to fully embrace it beyond the opportunities it provided later.
Disappointments were mentioned but not deeply explored or felt – Jaclyn missing out on Moonraker, Cheryl on Family and of course Kate with Kramer vs. Kramer. Maybe I was too close to the real stories to appreciate the PG versions that helped preserve the illusion of a happy production.
That said, there were a couple of memorable moments, such as the discussion about how all three Angels received a breast cancer diagnosis – what are the odds? But here they had something more substantive to talk about than an old TV show, and opened up about fear, and faith, and the importance of early detection and exams.
I also enjoyed Kate Jackson relating how, in 2000, she received a check for the use of her likeness on the hundreds of dolls, toys, games, and other licensed merchandising of Charlie’s Angels. The amount – about 80 bucks.
Fifty years is a long time – a point repeatedly expressed from the stage when the guests of honor were unable to recall a favorite scene or a favorite outfit. But the fanfare for this event and the attention it received is a testament to how deeply this show impacted our popular culture and the television landscape. The reunion garnered headlines in all the trades, magazines, entertainment websites, and was even a featured story on ABC World News Tonight.
This was not a series that was respected, including it would seem by those who were in it. But it was, by whatever measuring stick we use to assess such things, a big deal. And a half-century later it proved that again by drawing a packed theater to pay tribute. The fans – some dressed to the nines, others in Charlie’s Angels t-shirts bearing images that had faded from decades of spin cycles, all seem to have left satisfied.
My happiest memory of the evening was when the Angels first took the stage to a long and loud standing ovation, and that alone almost made it worthwhile.
It’s one thing to know a show delivered huge ratings, it’s another to feel the love from a live audience and to know that, however the cast or critics felt, it was a show that meant something to a lot of people. I’m glad its stars got to experience that. I hope they were too.
Recently Kate
Jackson made her first appearance at one of those collector’s shows where fans
pay for a couple of minutes of conversation with a celebrity, and take home a
photo or an autograph as a memento of the occasion.
I heard
from two people at the show who described how Jackson was not at an open table
on the convention floor like the other attendees, but ensconced behind a
curtain, with a representative advising fans on what they could and could not
do when they entered.
This was
not an arrangement I’d seen at any show like this that I attended, but it will
not surprise anyone who has followed Jackson’s career. “Difficult” is the word
most often used to assess her deportment, and at 75 she has yet to mellow with
age.
When I
co-wrote The Charlie’s Angels Casebook
back in 2000, I interviewed co-stars, producers and crewmembers, and heard
quite a few disparaging stories, some too inflammatory to print without risking
a lawsuit. And yet, to a person, every one agreed that the series would not
have been as popular or successful without Jackson’s Emmy-nominated portrayal
of Sabrina Duncan.
Talent
trumps shortcomings in television. That is why, despite her reputation, Kate
Jackson enjoyed a successful career in series TV, from Dark Shadows to The Rookies
to Charlie’s Angels to Scarecrow & Mrs. King, and still had
fans lined up decades later for a few moments of her time.
She wasn’t
just good in these shows – she was exceptional. When she was on screen your
eyes were automatically drawn to her. A standard, even clichéd, line of
scripted dialogue came alive when she spoke it in a flinty but still melodic
voice that impelled viewers to pay attention, and to believe what she was
saying.
It’s hard
to quantify why we like to watch some actors more than others, but such has
always been the case with television, and Kate Jackson belongs in that elite
class of the medium’s most engaging stars. She had an indefinable charisma that
many of classic television’s most revered performers possessed, from David
Janssen to Diana Rigg, Elizabeth Montgomery to James Garner.
Charlie’s Angels has been derided as exploitative
jiggle TV, and lauded as a proto-feminist breakthrough in popular culture. Maybe
it was both, or neither. But it was extremely popular, drawing ratings that
would be beyond the imagination of any series now. In its first season it was
featured on the cover of Time magazine,
back when that publication only put entertainment stories on the cover when the
subject had transcended its genre.
Sabrina
was, it was said at the time, the only employee at the Charles Townsend Agency
who was believable as a private investigator. But while that may have been true
it should not be taken as disparaging of Jackson’s costars, whose contributions
were equally valuable. I’ve lost count of how many times Charlie’s Angels has been rebooted, but the only time it really
worked was with Jackson, Jaclyn Smith and Farrah Fawcett (and later Cheryl
Ladd).
Which is
why the show was never the same after Sabrina left. In retrospect it’s surprising how easily it
survived Farrah’s departure after just one year, given how ubiquitous she was
in the culture at that time. But there was no coming back once Kate Jackson was
gone. Ratings plummeted during the Shelley Hack season, and by the time Tanya
Roberts arrived in season five everyone else was ready to leave.
To
understand what made Jackson irreplaceable, one must acknowledge that not a lot
of thought was put into Charlie’s Angels
beyond its premise – three beautiful woman detectives. On a show like this,
what actors bring to their roles is far more essential to success than it would
be on a series with better scripts and more clearly defined characters.
No detailed
backstories were provided for Charlie’s trio of investigators before they
joined the police academy. Kelly was an orphan who had a rough childhood; Jill
was a sunny California girl who loved fast cars; Sabrina was married once
unsuccessfully. That’s about all we got. If the audience found them credible
and appealing, the cast deserves all of the credit.
When
Sabrina shined, it was because Kate Jackson imbued her with qualities beyond
what were provided by writers and directors. In “Target: Angels” we meet her
ex-husband, a police detective (Michael Bell) and in just a short scene
together we believe the history they shared and the affection that remains in
their relationship. In the book I wrote how she switches effortlessly
“from comic banter with her ex-husband to a touching scene with her father, to
a no-nonsense detective grilling a tough mercenary.”
In the
fan-favorite episode “Consenting Adults” she elevates a standard kidnapping
scene through the power of her personality. In “Dancing in the Dark,” Sabrina
goes undercover as a neurotic heiress to set herself up as bait to expose a
blackmail scheme, and makes a convincing case that the show worked best when it
didn’t take itself too seriously.
However, in “Angel Baby,” a grim tale about
baby brokers, Jackson plays it deadly serious as a cold, brittle would-be
adoptive mother. Whatever tone was established by widely varying scripts, she
made it work, probably better than it should have.
I could go
on, but if you know the show you get it. Even if you were a teenage boy, as I
was when the show debuted, getting the vapors from Farrah’s dazzling smile or
Jaclyn Smith wearing a bikini like no one before or since, you also noticed
Kate Jackson, and you liked her.
And it was hard to imagine Charlie’s Angels without her. Her
co-workers may not have missed her, but viewers certainly did and probably still do. Had I been at that collector's show, I'd have happily waited to get inside the curtain and tell her so.
One
of the customary career trajectories in the Comfort TV era was to
break into television doing guest spots on established series. Even if the roles were small, doing enough of
them could put an actor on the radar of series producers and casting
directors. If it worked, one day they would land a series of their own.
Cheryl
Ladd is one of many who followed that career path. And the series she was offered was...Family. She was this-close to landing the role of Nancy Maitland, but at the last minute producer Aaron Spelling chose Meredith Baxter-Birney. When he asked her to join Charlie's Angels instead, she turned him down. Thankfully, she changed her mind.
Ladd is still known almost
exclusively for her four seasons as Kris Munroe – but she played a
lot of guest spots before that, and kept busy for decades after hanging up her
halo.
These
are some of her most memorable TV moments.
Josie and The Pussycats
(1970)
How
bizarre that the first television credit for one of the most gorgeous TV stars
of the 1970s would be one where viewers would never see her. Jackie Joseph
provided the voice for the character of Melody in this musical cartoon trio,
but Cheryl Ladd provided her singing voice for the songs featured in every
episode.
Viewers finally got to see what she looked like if they bought the
Josie and the Pussycats album, which holds up as well as the series if not
better.
The Partridge Family (1973)
Keith lands a date with
Johanna Hauser (Ladd) “the most desirable female at San Pueblo JC” (that would
be “Junior College”).
Unfortunately, he already has another date for that same
night. Will Keith do the honorable thing? Of course not. Despite his sister
Laurie’s catty comment that Johanna “goes steady with the basketball team,”
Ladd doesn’t play her as promiscuous. But she clearly knows that with one smile
at a hapless guy she can get whatever she wants.
Satan’s School for Girls (1973)
Charlie’s Angels wasn’t Ladd’s first
Spelling-Goldberg production – she also appeared in this macabre TV movie,
which also featured her future co-star Kate Jackson.
It’s fun to see the two future Angels playing coeds
together in several scenes. The movie itself is a bit like Suspiria. Of course it doesn’t have the visual flair of Dario
Argento’s famed giallo, but at least
it’s a lot shorter.
Happy Days (1974)
Richie wins the chance to
escort Hollywood star Cindy Shea to his high school dance. This is by far the
best of Ladd’s roles while she was still billed as Cheryl Stoppelmoor. The easy
route would have been to make Cindy a spoiled brat who is only visiting schools
to promote her new movie. But before this series became The Fonzie Show it was
still capable of nuance.
Charlie’s Angels (1977)
To
the extent that Charlie’s Angels has
become a globally familiar brand that inspired multiple remakes and reboots
over the past four decades, much of the credit rightly belongs to Cheryl Ladd.
Of
course the series made a huge pop culture splash in its first season when
Farrah Fawcett-Majors’ face and form were on every magazine cover in the
country (as well as a poster that sold more than 12 million copies). But Farrah
was gone after that one season, and the show’s legacy would have been very
different had she taken a sizable segment of the show’s audience with her.
Fortunately
(and perhaps surprisingly), that didn’t happen. Season two actually posted
higher ratings than it did with Farrah, and the show ran for another three
years.
As
Kris Munroe Cheryl was not Farrah - but she was beautiful and likable and fit
in well with her established costars. Relations off-screen with Kate Jackson
were less than cordial, but when the trio tackled cases together their
camaraderie was believable. That was not always the case when Shelley Hack
replaced Jackson.
Battle of the Network Stars (1977)
This is just the third
installment of what became a semi-annual competition, and they had not yet
settled on the right mix of events. Ladd is under-utilized in the early events,
which seems understandable after you watch her bowl. But she helps the ABC team
win the running relay, taking the baton from Penny Marshall and passing it on
to Kristy McNichol. Her team finished second, because Robert Conrad was captain
of the NBC team, and he wasn’t about to lose again.
The Cheryl Ladd Special: Souvenirs (1980)
Cheryl Ladd starred in
three music/variety specials on ABC. The first one had a storyline about her
going back home to South Dakota and hanging out at a truck stop where one of
the waitresses is played by Melanie Griffith. The message was that for all her
fame she’s just a downhome country girl at heart. I doubt anyone bought that.
“Souvenirs” played more to
her strengths – big, splashy song and dance numbers instead of country music, and
colorful costumes that enhanced her stunning appearance. She also sings a duet
with Joyce Dewitt, so what more could you want?
When She Was Bad (1979)
Ladd never found a prestige
drama after her Angel days, like Farrah Fawcett did with The Burning Bed. This one aired while she was still playing Kris,
and might have been a tough pivot for the ABC prime time audience. Ladd played
a young wife and mother who takes out the stress in her life on her preschool
daughter, verbally and physically. Stuff like this is always tough to watch.
Ladd and Robert Urich do their best with an earnest but cliché-heavy script.
Grace Kelly (1983)
There was a lot of fanfare
surrounding this TV movie biography of the movie star turned princess, and
landing the part was a big coup for Ladd. It even landed her back on the cover
of TV Guide.
No one could blame her
for taking on such an iconic role, but…it just wasn’t a very good fit. It’s not
Jennifer Love Hewitt-as-Audrey Hepburn bad, but Ladd doesn’t look or sound like
Grace Kelly, so it’s difficult to focus on the character and not on who is
playing her. Still, it’s not dull, and it’s not a poor reflection on its
subject.
The Hasty Heart (1983)
Now this is more like it. John
Patrick’s play was originally performed in the 1940s, and was staged for the
Showtime network in 1983 starring Ladd, Gregory Harrison, and Perry King. The
story is set in a British military hospital in Burma during World War II.
Ladd
plays Sister Margaret, a British nurse tending to the wounded, including
Harrison as a bitter Scot who finds himself surrounded by people who accept him
despite his temper – though he won’t know the reason until…well, that would be telling.
Though Cheryl Ladd has continued to work steadily (she did a couple of Hallmark
Christmas movies that aired last year), this is my favorite of her post-Angels
credits.
What happens when you take
classic TV characters out of their familiar surroundings and send them to Las
Vegas?
The question has been posed
in countless writer’s rooms over the past 50 years, resulting in enough Vegas
episodes to fill a week-long marathon.
However, a distinction
should be drawn between shows that say they’re going to Vegas, and those that
actually do it. It’s just a 50 minute flight from L.A., but the logistics of
moving a show that far for one or two episodes was obviously too daunting for
most budgets and shooting schedules.
Of all the series with a
Las Vegas episode, 90-95% relied on a stock montage of Strip resorts and Glitter
Gulch neon, followed by an interior establishing shot of characters entering
some sorry-looking fictional casino, hastily assembled on a soundstage, with
one blackjack table and five slot machines.
It could work when it was
done right – Perfect Strangers
had a hilarious show that pretended to be set in – let’s all say it like Balki
– “Vay-gaaaaaaaaas.” But usually the most memorable episodes are those where
you actually see the characters in the city.
Let’s take a look at four
stand-outs from this much smaller sample size. Having lived in the Las Vegas
area since 1982 I have a particular affinity for these shows. They captured a
moment in time before recent building booms robbed the resort areas of so much
of their colorful heritage.
That Girl (“She Never
Had the Vegas Notion, Pts. 1 & 2”)
Ann Marie gets a job in a
Vegas show supporting headliner Marty Haines (Jack Cassidy, as always playing
Jack Cassidy). Strait-laced Donald Hollinger has too much to drink, and Marty
tricks him into believing he married another of the star’s entourage, as a way
to prove to Ann that even the most virtuous man can lose himself in Vegas.
The episodes were filmed in
1969, a great time in the city’s history. You’ll see Ann and Donald dodging
cars while crossing Fremont Street (no longer necessary as it’s now closed to
traffic), and riding a merry-go-round outside Circus Circus. But most of the
filming was done at the legendary Sands, where the Rat Pack reigned throughout
the 1960s. If you love that era of show business, it’s a thrill to see the lush
hotel grounds and the lavish casino, and a sign outside the showroom that
promotes an upcoming appearance by Louis Prima.
The Partridge Family
(“What? And Get Out of Show Business?”)
Nothing like starting at
the top: in the first episode of this classic series, the Partridge Family
appears at Caesars Palace.
As their iconic bus
approaches the resort’s main entrance, we see their name in huge letters across
the marquee; below, in smaller letters, two other shows are promoted – one for
some guy named Duke Ellington. As this was the pilot, filmed before anyone had
heard of the series, I can only guess how many passers-by wondered about this
group that was top-billed over one of the legendary jazz composers and
bandleaders of the 20th century. You can also make out the marquee
for the Flamingo Hilton across the street, where Sonny & Cher were
appearing.
The performance that
follows this scene was not shot in the resort’s famed Circus Maximus Showroom
or anywhere else in the city. In fact, the Vegas footage comprises just one
minute of the episode. But the sequence adds an authenticity to the family’s
show business success.
The Bionic Woman
(“Fembots in Las Vegas, Pts. 1 & 2”)
In which Jaime goes
undercover (but not much cover) as the strongest showgirl in Las Vegas history,
and chases a Fembot past the fountains outside Caesars Palace. If you couldn’t
tell from the title alone, this is a classic slice of Comfort TV cheese.
The casino sequences were
filmed at The Maxim, which was located across the street from the original MGM
Grand. It closed in 2001.
Charlie’s Angels
(“Angels in Vegas, Pts. 1 & 2”)
The series’ season 3 debut
had something for everyone – a cameo from Las Vegas’s most famous detective
(Robert Urich as Dan Tanna), Kris Munroe singing with Darren Stephens (Dick
Sargent), Kelly Garrett joining the famous Folies Bergere revue, and Sabrina
Duncan romancing a casino owner played by Dean Martin, who between takes was
romancing Kate’s stand-in, Camille Hagan.
Granted, the whodunit
payoff at the end is pretty weak, but there’s much fun to be had along the way,
including a great speedboat chase and shoot-out at Lake Mead. Most of the
action was shot at the Tropicana Resort, which is still here, and the Dunes,
which sadly is not.
Theoretically the two-part
episode is an option that should be utilized only in conjunction with a major
milestone in a series (births, deaths, new character introductions, weddings,
big name guest star) or when a writer comes up with an idea that is so good, it
deserves a little extra breathing room to be fully explored.
But think back over the
hundreds of two-parters presented in the Comfort TV era – how many of them
really needed more time to tell their stories?
Having conducted my own
informal study, I would say the results are about 50/50. Too often, these shows
were a marketing ploy to leverage the built-in ‘event’ status afforded to
super-sized episodes. That’s why they were used so often to open or close a
season.
When there is legitimate
reason for a “continued next week” freeze-frame, the result is often one of the
most memorable moments in a series – think “The Menagerie” on Star Trek, “Fearless Fonzarelli” on Happy Days or “Carnival of Thrills” on The Dukes of
Hazzard.
And when there is not
enough content to justify a second episode, we’re left with a story that might
have worked as a single show, padded and stretched to fill out a longer running
time.
This is a big topic and one
that may be revisited in a future blog, but for now here are five examples of
when TV got it right – and five underwhelming misses.
Good: Family Ties: “The
Real Thing”
Alex Keaton had no shortage
of girlfriends in the first three seasons of Family Ties, but when he meets Ellen Reed early in season four,
the show wanted to make sure we knew this was going to be different. Their
opposites-attract romance, bolstered by the strains of Billy Vera’s “At This
Moment,” was a major turning point for Alex and for Michael J. Fox, who is
still married to the girl that played Ellen, Tracy Pollan.
Bad: Charlie’s Angels:
“Terror on Skis”
A typical Angels plot –
protect a government agent from foreign radicals – is hampered by scene after
scene of monotonous stock footage of people skiing during the day, at night,
and in freestyle competitions. I had a little inside information on this one,
having interviewed the episode’s writer, Ed Lakso, for my Charlie’s Angels book. He readily confessed to padding out the story
to justify a location shoot in Vail, Colorado, because his wife wanted to go
skiing.
Good: The Dick Van Dyke
Show: “I Am My Brother’s Keeper/The Sleeping Brother”
These episodes introduced
Dick Van Dyke’s brother Jerry, playing Rob Petrie’s brother, Stacy. The bizarre
plot has Stacy trying to break into show business but only being able to
perform while he’s asleep (due to a rare, advanced form of sleepwalking). Despite
that contrivance the shows are smart and funny, particularly during the cast
performances at those Bonnie Meadow Rd. house parties that always made the
suburbs looks so cool and sophisticated.
Bad: Eight is Enough:
“And Baby Makes Nine”
Flashbacks are a convenient
way to stretch a story, but no two episodes abused that privilege more than the
Season 5 opener of Eight is Enough.
The saga of Susan’s difficult delivery of her baby not only offers numerous
looks back at her romance with and marriage to Merle, it also reprises scenes
that aired just ten minutes earlier in the same episode. Why not just play the theme song again while
you’re at it?
Good: Get Smart: “A Man
Called Smart”
The only thing tougher to
pull off than a great two-part episode? A great three-part episode. But the
laughs never fizzle in “A Man Called Smart,” an adventure originally conceived
for theatrical release but re-cut for the series. One physical comedy sequence
with a stretcher and a revolving door is as funny as anything that’s ever been
on television.
Bad: Mission:
Impossible: “The Contender”
For all its many
outstanding qualities, M:I never
got a two-part episode right. I chose “The Contender” because the plot was
particularly weak – capturing a guy who fixes prize fights seems beneath the
IMF – but I also could have gone with “The Slave” or “The Council” or “The
Controllers.” Viewers were accustomed to seeing the team solve any problem in
an hour, and writers could never dream up any good reason for some missions to
take longer.
Good: The Bionic Woman:
“Doomsday is Tomorrow”
Where Mission:
Impossible struggled with the
two-part format, The Bionic Woman
flourished. From the irresistible “Fembots in Las Vegas” to “Deadly Ringer,”
the shows that earned Lindsay Wagner an Emmy, the series was always at its best
with multi-episode storylines. My favorite is “Doomsday is Tomorrow,” in which
Jaime must figure out how to shut off a computerized weapon (with a HAL 9000
voice) capable of destroying all life on earth.
Bad: The Facts of Life:
“Teenage Marriage”
So many shows have built
two-part episodes around potential crises that cannot possibly come to pass,
lest it mean the end of the series. Here, Mrs. Garrett and the Eastland girls
try to prevent Jo from marrying her boyfriend. Had Nancy McKeon announced she
was leaving the show, we might have bought into the conflict; but this was her
first season, and we all knew she wasn’t going anywhere, extra episode or not.
Good: Little House on
the Prairie: “I’ll Be Waving as You Drive Away”
The Ingalls
family face their darkest hour when Mary loses her sight after a bout with
scarlet fever. The scene where Charles must tell his daughter the diagnosis,
while barely able to control his own heartbreak, is devastating. Mary attends a
school for the blind, where she gradually comes to terms with her fate in a
hopeful finale.
Bad: Laverne &
Shirley: “The Festival”
When a two-part episode is
inspired by a road trip, it helps if we actually see the characters go
somewhere. Here, Laverne, Shirley, Lenny, Squiggy, Frank and Edna all “travel”
from Milwaukee to New York, but all they really do is visit a different part of
the studio backlot. Not much fun to be had, unless you enjoy watching
Penny Marshall climb a greased metal pole.
Most of the places you see
on TV shows are located on studio lots. But there are many others scattered
throughout southern California that you could see any time, though you might
get in trouble knocking on the door. This has become a hobby of mine (visiting,
not trespassing), and during my several yearly trips to Los Angeles I’ll
usually schedule at least an hour for one drive-by of a landmark that is part
of our television heritage.
Here are some of my
favorites, as well as one that I finally plan to cross off my to-do list later
this year.
The Brady Bunch House
This was the first classic
TV site I tracked down. Though more than two decades have passed since my first
visit, I can still recall what a strange sensation it was to actually stand
before a home that I only knew as part of a fictional world. I’ve been back
several times since, and every time, for the briefest of moments, it still
feels like stepping into TV land. The house doesn’t look the same as it did on
the series – there’s a wrought-iron fence surrounding the front to keep weirdos
like me at a safe distance, and the upstairs window you see on the show was
never actually there. But the shape of the Studio City dwelling, especially
when framed by the mountains in the background as it often was on The Brady
Bunch, remains unmistakable.
If you’d like to check it
out, head west on Ventura Blvd. to Tujunga Ave., turn left and then make a
right on Dilling St. You’ll know it when you see it.
Townsend Investigations
I wonder how many people
who drive by 189 N. Robertson in Beverly Hills even realize they’ve just passed
the office where Charlie Townsend summoned his Angels.
The two-story red brick edifice was shown in almost every episode of Charlie’s
Angels, though you’ll never seen
any of the Angels (or even Bosley) entering or exiting the building. Whenever
I’m doing research at the nearby Margaret Herrick Library, I always take
Robertson back to Wilshire, hoping to see Jill Munroe’s Cobra parked out
front.
Walton’s Mountain
Last year I was enjoying a
deep-dish pizza at actor Joe Mantegna’s Taste of Chicago restaurant. I was
seated at the window facing south, when my friend asked, “See anything
interesting?” I took another look at the CVS across the street and told
him I didn’t. Then he started whistling the Waltons theme, and suddenly it dawned on me – the mountain
behind the condos and shopping centers was Walton’s Mountain. Perhaps it took
longer to register because one doesn’t expect a peak associated with
Depression-era Virginia to be looming majestically over Burbank.
Squad 51
I used to love watching Emergency on Saturday nights. Paramedics John Gage and Roy
DeSoto reported for work at Squad 51, a real fire station (actually Station
127) located in Carson, California. The site has since honored its TV
connection with a plaque dedicated to Emergency writer and producer Robert A Cinader, who also
created the series. You’ll find the station at 2049 E. 223rd St.,
just off the San Diego Freeway.
Fantasy Island
No need to charter a plane
to a remote island to see where Mr. Roarke and Tattoo greeted their guests. The
building where Tattoo rang the bell at the start of each episode is the Queen
Anne Cottage at the Los Angeles County Arboretum and Botanic Garden. It’s in
the city of Arcadia – take the 210 Freeway to the Baldwin St. exit and follow
the signs. Even without the classic TV connection, it’s a beautiful place to spend
a day.
The Batcave
Near the beginning of
almost every Batman episode,
you’ll see the Batmobile speed through a hidden passageway before making the
14-mile drive to Gotham City. What you’re looking at is the Bronson Caves in
LA’s Griffith Park.This is one of
those instances where the reality of the location falls far short of its
fictional fame. Once you’ve made the quarter-mile hike from the parking lot on
Canyon Drive, you’ll a rather undistinguished cave entrance, basically a mouse hole-shaped opening leading into a short tunnel. The
surrounding scenery is nice, though.
General Hospital
For more than 20 years, General
Hospital opened with a shot of an
ambulance speeding toward a stately white building. This one is really easy to
find – it’s the old Los Angeles County General Hospital, now a wellness center
of the Los Angeles County-University of Southern California Medical Center. Get
on the 10 Freeway and look to your right, just before the 10 turns into the
101. The address is 1200 N. State St.
The Hooterville
Cannonball and Water Tower
I haven’t visited these
yet, as they are located in the Railtown 1897 State Historic Park in Jamestown,
California. That’s a 6-hour drive from Los Angeles and almost 3 hours from San
Francisco. But I love Petticoat Junction. It’s everything that Comfort TV is supposed to be – simpler times,
kinder characters, and optimistic, uplifting messages.So this fall I plan to climb
aboard that little train, and think about a time and place where life was like
that, even if it never really existed.
Writers have one common
trait: they disregard good reviews and obsess over criticism.
Entertainment Weekly gave The Charlie’s Angels Casebook a “B” in its review – not bad. But 13 years later
the only line I remember was the one that disputed my claim that Farrah Fawcett
was a sex symbol comparable to Marilyn Monroe in global impact.
I stand by that statement.
And now that I have this blog I can finally plead my case that the two
actresses had more in common than alliterative names.
One Name is Enough
Granted, this was easier in
Farrah’s case, as that name did not gain any traction until she made it famous.
We’ve had other Marilyns over the past 50 years – Manson, Munster, McCoo – but
if there was a Family Feud
question asking you to name a famous Marilyn, the number one answer is still
indisputable.
An Iconic Image
Few movie images are more
iconic than Marilyn Monroe standing over a subway grate in The Seven Year
Itch, her white dress billowing
upward from the draft. Farrah’s red swimsuit poster sold 20 million copies at a
time when sales of one million were exceptional.
More than Looks
Their faces were so
dazzling it took longer than it should to have recognized their talent. Long
after achieving sex symbol status, Marilyn Monroe earned the positive reviews
she received for Bus Stop and The
Misfits. Farrah also appeared in
several forgettable films before taking on such challenging roles as those in The
Burning Bed and Extremities.
Immortalized by Warhol
Turbulent Private Lives
It’s not pleasant to think
about how many unhappy and even abusive relationships both Farrah and Marilyn
had to endure.
Teamwork
Farrah and Marilyn both
appeared in star vehicles designed to show them off to best advantage. These projects
failed because they had nothing else going for them. Their most memorable
credits were those in which they complemented an equally talented ensemble.
Farrah spent just one season on Charlie’s Angels but it remains her most indelible role. Marilyn
Monroe’s two best films are Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (opposite Jane Russell) and the comedy classic Some
Like it Hot with Jack Lemmon and
Tony Curtis.
The Cover of Playboy
Gone But Not Forgotten
Search “Marilyn Monroe
merchandise” at amazon.com and you’ll get more than 700 results – key chains,
t-shirts, posters, mugs, puzzles, tote bags, calendars. While Farrah’s image
may not be as ubiquitous, new products bearing her likeness are still being
made long after her 1970s heyday. Mattel recently unveiled a Barbie Classic
Farrah Fawcett doll, inspired by her 1976 poster. And earlier this year there
appeared a new die cast model of the white Mustang Cobra II she drove in Charlie’s
Angels. It was so successful that a
second version is forthcoming that will include a new Farrah figure.
Finally, both Marilyn Monroe and Farrah Fawcett left us far too soon. The work they leave behind is both a comfort and a reminder of how much we lost.